{"id":656,"date":"2011-04-08T16:42:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-08T08:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rubbisheatrubbishgrow.com\/2011\/04\/08\/chezcake-bistro-joo-chiat"},"modified":"2012-06-07T13:57:38","modified_gmt":"2012-06-07T05:57:38","slug":"chezcake-bistro-joo-chiat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rubbisheatrubbishgrow.com\/zh\/2011\/04\/08\/chezcake-bistro-joo-chiat\/","title":{"rendered":"Chezcake Bistro, Joo Chiat"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rubbisheatrubbishgrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/img_3489.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rubbisheatrubbishgrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/img_3489.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rubbisheatrubbishgrow.blogspot.com\/2011\/04\/joo-hing-restaurant-joo-chiat.html\">Joo Hing Restaurant<\/a> had no dessert! Even though I was so full and <em>pui<\/em> (fat) like Mosses Lim, I still wanted dessert. So walking along Joo Chiat at 9pm, we saw Chezcake Bistro. If u knowz me, u knowz I hatez namez lyk diz. Seriouzly, actz cute.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify;\">But the ambience was very lomantic lor, quiet and dimly lit. Too bad I was with the Ex.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify;\">We ordered a durian cheZcake to share. More durian than cheZ, sweet with a tinge of saltiness. Not the best thing I&#8217;ve eaten &#8211; and I don&#8217;t think it is worth the calories: cheZ + durian = fat enough to burst an artery.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify;\">But the server was a friendly auntie. I love auntie servers because they like chubby boys like me, so I like them back.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify;\">At $7.15 (including gst), I think the cake was overpriced. (Coffeebean serves good quality cakes at cheaper prices). I felt like I was paying for the ambience, a spot where one can escape in a red-light district. If you&#8217;re running away from a loanshark, drop in for a cake. The shark won&#8217;t notice you in this quiet nook. But it&#8217;s like running away from a loanshark to go into the arms of another. Or am I a chez-skate?<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify;\">Chezcake<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify;\">328 Joo Chiat Rd #01-05<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify;\">T: 6346 6466<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify;\">Rating: 2.880\/5 stars<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joo Hing Restaurant had no dessert! Even though I was so full and pui (fat) like Mosses Lim, I still wanted dessert. So walking along Joo Chiat at 9pm, we saw Chezcake Bistro. If u knowz me, u knowz I hatez namez lyk diz. Seriouzly, actz cute. 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