Me: Yesterday, I tried eating cai fan but I couldn’t swallow after 2 mouths. So I ate fruits but couldn’t even finish 4 slices of fruits. I just don’t feel like eating. Breaking up is the best diet.
Friend: I think you used the wrong word. “Break up” implies two parties. I think you should say “unreciprocated love.”
My friends make the best counsellors, they should volunteer for suicide hotlines.




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