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I had been craving fried chicken for a long time.

Not the fast-food kind. Not the kind that sits under a heat lamp and goes soft while it waits for you. I wanted the real thing. A crust that cracks. Meat that holds its juice. Chicken that someone actually cared about.

That craving sat with me for months. Every trip, I told myself I’d find it. Every trip, I didn’t.

This time, I set one rule. It had to be close to where I was staying.

I live at Australia 108 when I’m in Melbourne. It’s currently the tallest building in the city, and from up there you can see a lot of places to eat. Very few of them are worth the lift ride down.

So I looked closer to home. South Melbourne.

The Place I Kept Walking Past

South Melbourne Central sits a short walk from South Melbourne Market. After Queen Victoria Market, that’s my favorite market in this city. I’ve eaten my way through the area before, from the claypot dishes at Claypots Evening Star to the Spanish food at Simply Spanish. I’ve walked that stretch more times than I can count. Bread, coffee, oysters, fruit.

I had walked past Mewoo before. More than once. I never noticed it.

That says something about how we look for food. We walk past what’s in front of us and search for something far away.

In the end, I found it the modern way. An online search. I scrolled through the reviews, and most of them pointed to the same dish. The whole fried chicken.

That was enough. I went in for one thing.

Let’s not waste time. Here’s what actually came out.

The Fried Chicken

It arrived hot. Properly hot.

I didn’t wait. I should have. I burnt my tongue on the first bite and my fingers on the second. I kept going anyway.

That tells you most of what you need to know.

The skin was crisp. Not hard. Not thick. A thin, even shell that cracked cleanly when I bit into it, then gave way to the meat underneath. No grease pooling on the plate. No heavy batter hiding the bird.

Inside, the chicken was juicy and tender. The juice ran when I pulled the meat apart. The breast held its moisture, which is where most fried chicken fails. The darker meat near the bone was richer, softer, deeper in flavor.

Crunch, then steam, then juice. That’s the movement of good fried chicken. This one got every step right.

Fried chicken looks simple. It isn’t. The oil has to be at the right temperature. The chicken has to stay in for exactly as long as it needs, and not a moment longer. Too short and the meat is raw at the bone. Too long and it dries out under a beautiful crust.

This kitchen knows where that line is.

This dish shut me up for a moment. Partly because it was good. Partly because my tongue was on fire.

Months of searching. It ended here.

The Tonkatsu

I ordered the tonkatsu almost as an afterthought. I’m glad I did.

It was really good.

The breadcrumb coat was light and golden, the crumbs standing up in small, crisp ridges. It shattered softly under the knife. The pork inside stayed moist. No gray, dry center. No chewiness.

A good tonkatsu should feel clean, even though it’s fried. The coating should protect the pork, not drown it. This one did exactly that.

Clean flavors. Clear intention.

That was the moment I started to see the pattern.

The Lotus Root Chips

Then came the lotus root chips.

These were the standout of the meal. I didn’t expect that from a side dish.

Thin slices, fried until crisp and pale gold. Each one still showed the pattern of the root, those small holes like a lace window. They snapped cleanly. There was a faint sweetness under the salt, and a slight earthiness that reminded you this came out of the ground, not out of a packet.

Not oily. Not heavy. Just crisp, light, and gone faster than I meant to finish them.

I kept reaching for one more. Then another. The plate emptied before the chicken did.

Simple. Done right. I’d come back for these alone.

The Thread

Sit back from the table, and the meal tells you what this kitchen is.

The chicken. The tonkatsu. The lotus root chips.

Three very different things. Poultry, pork, and a root vegetable. One thing in common. They all go into hot oil, and they all come out right.

That’s not luck. Deep frying is a skill. It looks easy, so people underestimate it. But the difference between good frying and bad frying is everything. Temperature. Timing. Clean oil. Knowing when to pull something out.

Mewoo has someone in the kitchen who understands that. You can taste it in every fried plate.

The Rest of the Table

Not everything reached that level.

The unagi rice bowl was decent. The eel was fine. The rice was fine. Nothing went wrong, and nothing stayed with me. A correct bowl, eaten and forgotten.

The grilled eggplant with miso was nothing to shout about. Soft, sweet, a little savory. It did what eggplant with miso usually does. No more.

The butter scallops were the same. Pleasant enough. Not memorable.

I don’t hold that against the place. Every kitchen has its strengths. This one’s strength is clear, and it isn’t the grill. Order around it.

If I came back with a friend who had never been, I’d tell them plainly. Get the fried things. Leave the rest.

Would I Return

Yes. And I’m already looking forward to it.

That’s rare for me. I visit a lot of places once. I write about them, and I move on. Very few make me plan the next visit while I’m still sitting at the table.

Mewoo did.

Next time, I’ll order the whole fried chicken again. The tonkatsu. Two plates of lotus root chips, because one wasn’t enough.

And this time, I’ll wait a minute before the first bite.

Maybe.

It’s strange how long I searched. Other neighborhoods. Other cities. Other menus. And the answer was a short walk from where I sleep, in a place I’d walked past without a second look.

Good food doesn’t always announce itself. Sometimes it waits for you to pay attention.

If you’re near South Melbourne Market, stop thinking and go. Order the chicken. Let it cool. Or don’t.

I didn’t.

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