We wanted to write a parallel review so that Mr. Nice-Gay-Finish-Lust (NGFL) and I could give two sides of our experience but since I concur with his review, I will just insert my comments in red.
After rolling on the hills and sniffing the flowers [at the horrible Sentosa Wilting Flowers Show], the bears decided to have lunch at White Dog Cafe. Wise Guy ordered the beef goulash ($16.90++) and I ordered the arizona prawns, the lunch special at $10.90++ that came with a bowl of chicken corn soup and a paw size of coleslaw.
The soup and the coleslaw that was sprinkled with fish roe were decent. The prawns were disappointing. They were pan-fried with salt and garlic and would taste better if they were fresh.
Wise Guy’s beef goulash wasn’t much better. When the dish arrived, looking at the beef sitting on top of a bed of mash potato, he exclaimed, “This goulash has too little beef!”. After tasting it, he exclaimed again , “The goulash has too much salt!”. Unfortunately, for Wise Guy, this lunch had no fairy tale ending. The beef goulash was just not right!
What saved the chef from a bear attack was the very good conversation among the bears about the very bad movie love songs playing in the restaurant. The waterfront view helped too.